Top Ten excuses for all occasions

Huh?

It's not you, it's me?

10. It's the impossible dream.

(If you think you can't do something, chances are, you're right.)

9. I have to prioritize.

(Prioritizing involves actually doing at least some of the things on your list.)

8. The cat is on my lap.

(The cat is not a stationary object. He/she will not expire if moved to a cozy spot.)

7. I did so much yesterday, I deserve a break.

(And tomorrow, you'll be doing everything you didn't do today, plus all the things you have to do tomorrow. It's a vicious cycle. Spread it out!)

6. It's not my mess.

(If it's bugging you, you own it.)

5. It will still be there tomorrow.

(Only worse and deeper and more of a pain.)

4. I'm waiting for................ Sing it with me now, oh oh, 

 

what are you waiting for or or..... 

 

 

3. I stubbed my big toe, etc.

(Come on, you know that stopped hurting 5 minutes after it happened.)

2. My doctor said I shouldn't.

(Sure he did, sure he did.... Besides, when have you ever listened to him before? Oh, I see. It's just this one time, because he gave you permission to be lazy, right?)

We all know Monday never comes.

1. I'll start on it Monday.

(Or next Monday or the Monday after that. Whenever, whatever.)