Friday, March 18, 2016

Top ten best excuses....er reasons to avoid writing

What do you mean, there are no excuses? Actually, old school writer dude, I have 10.

10. Housework (No one can fault you for wanting to keep your house clean)
9. Walking the dog (Hey, you both need the exercise, right?)

7. Bills (They do have to be paid....)
6. Long phone conversations (It's not your fault your friend is a chatterbox, after all.)
5. Scheduling (Plans before action, right?)
4. Illness (Hey, you can't help it if you're sick. It's not like you asked for it.)

3. Leveling up (I just have to beat this one level and I'm done for good!)
2. Social networking (It is a part of your job.)
1. Writers block 
This is the ultimate writing excuse. 
No one can prove you wrong even if you're lying because it's all in your head.

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