1. I need the money.
Yup. Let's be honest here and blunt too. And OK, maybe a little selfish, but this is how I earn a paycheck. It's pay per click after all. Therefore, I consider it to be one of the top five reasons you should read my work. #1, in fact.
2. I am entertaining.
Not bragging here, but even if you only click on my stuff to laugh at me, you will very likely be highly entertained by my pointless banter. I know I am. Plus, it's not all pointless.
3. I know stuff and I'm sharing it for free!
I've never been one to think inside the box. In fact, I haven't even seen the box in years. I think my cat stole it. Anyway, I will teach you about things you had no idea even existed. Pay per click is free for you, so what have you got to lose?
4. I'm a little crazy.
Guilty as charged. But I'm OK with it. Being a tad bit crazy makes the things I write unique. In fact, I will absolutely make you think in ways the average person never has. Click away and be amazed at my absolute brilliance. Mmmm Hmmm Sure.
5. You never know what you'll get.
A warehouse of factual tidbits lies seething beneath the surface of my mind. Anything could set it off. Who know which synapse will snap and unload it's burden today? So why not click my stuff and watch the show?
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